You can use our software as long as you use it in accordance with this License. Ready or not, here comes the License (from here on, imagine a deep, scary, deity-type voice every time you read the word “License”).
Scope of License (did you hear that?!)
You can log into your PERRLA Online account from any internet-connected device. You means you only... not your friends, family, or fraternity. And selling, lending, or renting use of PERRLA Online is NOT COOL... as in, you can’t do it.
Compliance with APA/MLA standards
Parts of PERRLA Online are designed to assist you in the proper use of the American Psychological Association (“APA”) formatting standard and the Modern Language Association (“MLA) formatting standard. While we work hard to stay up to date with all the changes from both organizations, we can’t guarantee APA and MLA compliant results 100% of the time. Nor can we guarantee PERRLA Complete will assist with any formatting modifications or deviations from APA or MLA standards required by a particular teacher. We do not accept any responsibility, financial or otherwise, in this area. We also do not accept poultry in exchange for our services.
You can use PERRLA Complete until we say you can’t. And we reserve the right to terminate your License (who's there?!) if you do not comply with the terms of our license (what was that?!). Sounds excessive, but this is standard. Some companies would send goons to rough you up. And, if we ever get a goon, we might make some changes to this policy. So, be nice.
Warranty on Media
If you purchase a CD containing our software and the CD is defective, you can immediately download the software from our website. We will not send a replacement CD. And, speaking of media, we will not take responsibility for anything said on CNN or Fox.
Disclaimer of Warranties
By using PERRLA Online you acknowledge and agree that you are using it at your risk and your risk only. PERRLA Complete is provided “as is” without warranty. We cannot guarantee against service interruption, defects, or that it will meet your requirements. No oral or written information from us or our authorized representatives constitutes a warranty. You assume all costs of any necessary servicing, repair, or correction caused by PERRLA Complete. However, if you actually have to repair something because of PERRLA Complete, we'd like to know how we broke that thing. These exclusions and limitations may not apply to you, as some areas of the U.S. do not allow them.
Limitation of Liability
We are not liable for any injury or direct or indirect damages caused by your use or inability to use PERRLA Online. Also, do not run with scissors. In the areas of the U.S. these limitations do not apply, our liability is limited to the purchase price you paid.
You cannot allow use of PERRLA Online by persons outside the U.S, or by anybody on any of our government’s Denied Person’s or Entity Lists. And, you agree you won’t use PERRLA Complete for any purposes prohibited by United State law, including, but not limited to, developing, designing or making of missiles, or nuclear, chemical or biological weapons. Seriously people, making weapons with PERRLA Complete is NOT COOL!
Government End Users
PERRLA Online and its documentation are “Commercial Items” and are licensed to U.S. Government end users as commercial items under the same terms and conditions used with all other commercial users. We reference the following in this regard: 48 C.F.R. 2.101, consisting of "Commercial Computer Software" and "Commercial Computer Software Documentation", as such terms are used in 48 C.F.R. 12.212 or 48 C.F.R. 227.7202, as applicable; consistent with 48 C.F.R. 12.212 or 48 C.F.R. 227.7202-1 through 227.7202-4, as applicable, the Commercial Computer Software and Commercial Computer Software Documentation. There is nothing funny about this.
The License will be governed by the laws of the State of Tennessee. If any court finds any part of the License unenforceable, the remainder of the License will remain in full force. By the way, people in Tennessee are very friendly and it's got everything you could want except an ocean. Ya'll come down and see us! And bring your mama and them.
This License constitutes the entire agreement between PERRLA, LLC and you.